I'm glad I DON'T do this while driving!!!!!!!
Distracted Driving Incident
Everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are.........
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph With her
face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away For a couple seconds...
To continue shaving And when I looked back, she was
Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much; I had to put on my seat belt And
I dropped My electric shaver, Which knocked The donut
Out of my other hand. In all The confusion of trying
To straighten out the car Using my knees against
The steering wheel, It knocked My Cell Phone
Away from my ear Which fell into my coffee which was
Between my legs, Splashed, And burned
Big Jim and the Twins. Ruined the damn phone,
Soaked my trousers, And disconnected an
Important call.
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!
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