Amarried Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest , "I almost had an affair with another woman." the priest said ,"what do you mean,almost?" The Irishman said, we got naked and rubbed against each other but then i stopped."the priest said ,"rubbing together is the same as putting it in." Your not to see that woman ever again. For your penance you will say 5 hail Marys and put $50.00 in the poor box.The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers and walked over to the poor box.He paused for a momentand then started to leave. The Priest,who was watching, quickly ran over to himsaying ,"i saw that! You didn't put any money in the poor box!" The Irishman replied,"Yeah, but i rubbed the $50 on the poor box and according to you, thats the same as putting it in."
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