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By baldeagle... 3 years ago

JAPANESE SEX!

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By baldeagle... 3 years ago

first job.

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My first job was at an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.

By baldeagle... 3 years ago

WHATS FOR SALE?

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By baldeagle... 3 years ago

Cowboy Chili

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By baldeagle... 3 years ago

the worst day ever.

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riding a horse

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I'm at the emergency room. Today was not a good day. I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done in a few years. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slow, but then we went a little faster before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off, but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn't stop. Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine .How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy and paste for someone else to get a good laugh! <img class="x16dsc37" role="presentation" src="data:;base64," width="18" height="18" />

By baldeagle... 3 years ago

the undertakers bad day

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By baldeagle... 3 years ago

the ungrateful husband

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A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.' The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.' The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands. The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.' The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.! So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!... The husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember fairies are female...... <img class="x16dsc37" role="presentation" src="data:;base64," width="18" height="18" /> <img class="x16dsc37" role="presentation" src="data:;base64," width="18" height="18" /> 1111 5 Shares Like Comment Share

By baldeagle... 3 years ago

calling from where?

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Jake and Saul are 2 old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. Much of their relationship is based on pragmatism rather than real friendship or personal affection. One day, as he drinks his morning coffee, Saul opens the morning paper and turn to the Obituaries page. He gets the shock of his life when he sees his obituary in the column. He realizes that the query for info on him by the local newspaper several months earlier, was in preparation for this event. He then correctly surmises that it is a mistaken entry from their database, premature and erroneous. It still excites and rankles him, so he calls Jake up. "Jake, are you up yet?" Jake sleepily answers; "Yeah, but I'm only now starting my coffee." "Jake. open the newspaper to page 31." "Why, what's in the paper?" "Jake, get the paper and open it to page 31 NOW!" OK, OK, I've got the paper here, so what's in page 31?" "Jake, open the damn paper to page 31 all-ready!" "All right, don't be such a damn pain in the ass so early in the morning all-ready. So, what's on page 31 that's so important?" "Jake, look at the bottom of column 4." "Why? What's that story on?" "Jake, read the damn story on the bottom of the damn column all-ready!" " Ok, OK, I'll start reading the damn column if you stop yelling in my ear!" The paper rustles for a few seconds, then a long silent pause ensues. Finally, Jake comes on the line quietly and fearfully; "So Saul, where are you calling me from right now?"

By baldeagle... 3 years ago

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