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retirement from the navy.

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The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any Two points in his body.. The officer got to choose what those two points would be. The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000. The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked Out with $96,000. The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, 'From the tip of my weenie to my testicles.' It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two Officers had received. But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a Medical Officer. The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Chief to 'drop 'em,' which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back. "Dear Lord!", he suddenly exclaimed, ''Where are your testicles?'' The old Chief calmly replied, ''Vietnam ''.

By baldeagle... 2 years ago

Bowling...right?

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gotta love Dennis the menace........

By baldeagle... 3 years ago

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A Catholic man went to confessional and said "forgive me father i may have sinned." the priest asks,"may have sinned?" yes, you see i went to another woman...we kissed, and rubbed together but I stopped it at that. the priest said...rubbing is the same as putting it in... for your penance, say 5 hail marys and put $50.00 in the poor box. he man said his prayers walked over to the poor box ..paused and started to leave...the priest stopped him and said i saw that , you didn't put anything in the box! he told the priest, father i took the $50.00 and rubbed it against the box and according to you rubbing is the same as putting it in.

By baldeagle... 3 years ago

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children...don,t try this at home.lol....

By baldeagle... 3 years ago

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any golfers out there?

By baldeagle... 3 years ago

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please don't read if you are eating....

By baldeagle... 3 years ago

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what has our world come to?????

By baldeagle... 3 years ago

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A poem from mike to all my friends in Ally Cats...

By baldeagle... 3 years ago

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think real hard people.lol.

By baldeagle... 3 years ago

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this is wild......

By baldeagle... 3 years ago

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