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By baldeagle... 3 years ago

the Skunk

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By baldeagle... 3 years ago

heaven...easy to get into? lol.

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A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?" The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi-driver, of New York City." Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi-driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and Enter the Kingdom." The taxi-driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff. Next it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last 43 years." Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom." "Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a taxi-driver and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?" "Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed." <img class="x16dsc37" role="presentation" src="data:;base64," width="18" height="18" /> <img class="x16dsc37" role="presentation" src="data:;base64," width="18" height="18" /> All reactions: 11Youand10 others

By baldeagle... 3 years ago

DON'T SIN!

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Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3'4", dirty, and you could smell her even over the Brimstone. The voice of the Devil was heard, "Brett, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Brett was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his torment. This understandably shook up the other two, and so they both jumped when a second door opened, and they saw an even more disgusting example of womanhood gone wrong. She was over 7' tall, monstrous, covered in thick black hair, and flies circled her. The voice of the Devil was heard, "Carl, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Carl, like Brett, was whisked off. Bob, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the worst when the third door opened. And as the door inched open, he strained to see the figure of ... Cindy Crawford. Delighted, Bob jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful woman, barely dressed in a skimpy bikini. Then he heard the voice of the Devil saying: Cindy, you have sinned ........

By baldeagle... 3 years ago

a nun at hooters?

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By baldeagle... 3 years ago

Randolph the cowboy...sung to the tune of rudloph the red nose reindeer.

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Randolph the shiney gun cowboy had a very shiney gun.....and if you ever saw it....you would drop your pants and run. all of the other cowpokes....used to laugh and call him names....they never let poor randolph....join in any poker games....then 1 foggy saturday night...sheriff came to say....randolph with your gun so bright....won't you shoot my wife tonight...then how the cowboys loved him...as they shouted out with glee....randolph the shiney gun cowboy....you'll go down in history!!!

By baldeagle... 3 years ago

a kid at heart.lol.

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By baldeagle... 3 years ago

a night at the motel

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Last week, Margaret checked into a hotel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, “I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages”. She looked through the phone book and found a full-page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony – a very handsome man with assorted physical skills was flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, a dazzling smile, and six-pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a coin off his well-oiled butt. She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know; I’ll give him a call. “Good evening, ma’am, how may I help you? Oh my, he sounded so sexy! Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, “Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I’d like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks. We’ll go hot and heavy all night – tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I’m ready! Now how does that sound?” He said, “That sounds absolutely fantastic but you need to press 9 for an outside line”.

By baldeagle... 3 years ago

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By Anonymous... 3 years ago

WALKING ON WATER

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