Randolph the cowboy...sung to the tune of rudloph the red nose reindeer.

Randolph the shiney gun cowboy      had a very shiney gun.....and if you ever saw it....you would drop your pants and run.    all of the other cowpokes....used to laugh and call him names....they never let poor randolph....join in any poker games....then 1 foggy saturday night...sheriff came to say....randolph with your gun so bright....won't you shoot my wife tonight...then how the cowboys loved him...as they shouted out with glee....randolph the shiney gun cowboy....you'll go down in history!!!