A Catholic man went to confessional and said "forgive me father i may have sinned." the priest asks,"may have sinned?" yes, you see i went to another woman...we kissed, and rubbed together but I stopped it at that. the priest said...rubbing is the same as putting it in... for your penance, say 5 hail marys and put $50.00 in the poor box. he man said his prayers walked over to the poor box ..paused and started to leave...the priest stopped him and said i saw that , you didn't put anything in the box! he told the priest, father i took the $50.00 and rubbed it against the box and according to you rubbing is the same as putting it in.
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