A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.
'What's up?' she asks. 'I think I'm having a heart attack,
cries the husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab
the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son
comes up And says, "Mummy, Mummy, Aunty Shirley is hiding in
the wardrobe, and she has no clothes on"
The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband. Rips open the wardrobe door and
sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering
on the floor. 'You rotten B**ch', she screams. 'My husband's
having a heart attack, and you're running around naked, playing hide and seek with the kids!'
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