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Dam Women Drivers

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I'm glad I DON'T do this while driving!!!!!!! Distracted Driving IncidentEveryone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are.........This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was aWoman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph With herface up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner.I looked away For a couple seconds...To continue shaving And when I looked back, she wasHalfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup.As a man, I don't scare easily.But she scared me so much; I had to put on my seat belt AndI dropped My electric shaver, Which knocked The donutOut of my other hand. In all The confusion of tryingTo straighten out the car Using my knees againstThe steering wheel, It knocked My Cell PhoneAway from my ear Which fell into my coffee which wasBetween my legs, Splashed, And burnedBig Jim and the Twins. Ruined the damn phone,Soaked my trousers, And disconnected anImportant call.DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!

By imafixn2b 4 years ago
@imafixn2b LMAO

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trees

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Two tall trees, a Birch and a Beech, are growing in the woods. They talked to each other for years then one day a small tree begins to grow between them, and the Beech says to the Birch, “I bet that a son of a Beech!” The Birch tree says “No, I bet it’s a son of a Birch!' They started to argue more on if it was a Son of a Beech or a Son of a Birch.Just then, a Woodpecker lands by the trees near the sapling. The Birch tree says to the Woodpecker, “Hey Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?'The Woodpecker says “I’ll try but I do need permission from the young tree sapling”. The young tree says ever since he was born he wondered if he was a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch because of arguing between the Birch and Beech trees! In fact it will be nice to finally know what I am!”The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, “It not a son of a Beech”. The Birch tree says “I told you so; it’s a son of a Birch!” The woodpecker replies back “It’s not a son of a Birch either. It is, however, the best piece of Ash I have ever put my pecker in.” Aug 26, 2009 #2 oneshot Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member 1,322 Joined May 30, 2009 Aug 27, 2009 #3 desertlites Gone but not forgotten. RIP OTBS Member 3,854 Joined Dec 6, 2007 grin-thats good MY LATEST VIDEOS Jeff's Ultimate Smoked Snack Mix 0 seconds of 2 minutes, 58 secondsVolume 0% Sep 2, 2009 #4 blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member 1,029 Joined Jan 12, 2008 hehehe lol I like it YOU MUST LOG IN OR REGISTER TO REPLY HERE. Similar threads A Day Late? sawhorseray Nov 4, 2021 Jokes 2 Replies 23 Views 2K Last message:Nov 15, 2021 HalfSmoked Friday ofelles Nov 12, 2021 Jokes Replies 14 Views 1K Last message:Nov 14, 2021 GaryHibbert lock it up! ravenclan Dec 10, 2021 Blowing Smoke Around the Smoker. Replies 8 Views 949 Last message:Dec 10, 2021 smokeymose F Smoking woods in Trinidad & Tobago francis1979 Jun 10, 2021 Woods for Smoking Replies 8 Views 2K Last message:Jun 10, 2021 tallbm Long and lots of pics, but the generosity of a stranger... GonnaSmoke Feb 6, 2022 Beef 2 Replies 37 Views 1K Last message:Feb 8, 2022 civilsmoker Share: RedditPinterestTumblrWhatsAppEmailLink LOG IN Your name or email address Password Forgot your password? Stay logged in LOG IN Don't have an account? Register now LATEST POSTS Steak sauce Latest: WeberBlackStoneYoder 13 minutes ago General Discussion First run on the new SQ36 Latest: sawhorseray 13 minutes ago Blowing Smoke Around the Smoker. N "Is this already being discussed?" at the start of every new thread... Latest: Nefarious 30 minutes ago Blowing Smoke Around the Smoker. I won’t be doing that again (Scary) Latest: Bearcarver 52 minutes ago Blowing Smoke Around the Smoker. Just Found My Missing New Year’s Dinner Latest: Bearcarver Today at 4:20 PM Pork HOT THREADS Creamy Shrimp, Scallop and Cheese Grits...Picture lite. Started by gmc2003 Wednesday at 6:55 PM Replies: 49 Side Items Featured Smoked Wings and Boxty ( Irish Potato Cakes ) Started by DRKsmoking Monday at 5:07 AM Replies: 43 Poultry Delivered to our Home Started by Bearcarver Monday at 9:55 AM Replies: 41 Blowing Smoke Around the Smoker. First Ever Cornish Hens Started by tx smoker Tuesday at 12:39 PM Replies: 41 Poultry 9 Featured Juicy thighs Started by 912smoker Monday at 10:39 PM Replies: 40 Poultry HOME FORUMS JUST FOR FUN JOKES Contact us Terms and rules Privacy policy Help Home RSS SmokingMeatForums.com is a community of food lovers dedicated to smoking meat. © 2004-2022 SmokingMeatForums.com WHAT'S NEW New posts New profile posts Latest activity FORUM STATISTICS Threads 209,668 Messages 2,414,923 Members 137,024 Latest member gamedthuongking SHARE THIS PAGE RedditPinterestTumblrWhatsAppEmailLink SMF Change Width Width Queries 17 Time 0.0454s Memory 10.60MB

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robbery

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By baldeagle... 4 years ago
@baldeagle1965200 THAT IS JUST TOO CUTE~

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billy bob is sick.

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boobs

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By baldeagle... 4 years ago
@baldeagle1965200 LMAO 🤣

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eggs

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By baldeagle... 4 years ago

parrot on viagra

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By baldeagle... 4 years ago
@baldeagle1965200 HE HE HE TOO FUNNY ! 🤣

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Ralph and Edna

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Alley Cat Jokes

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guys

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